Parrots for Motivation

I read in the Daily Mail online that a parrot has been taught to sing and shout encouragement to a football player.

If you could teach a parrot to talk, who would you want to listen to you or talk to you? A film star? Mentor?

Can the parrot teach me to sing in tune by going up and down the scales all day long?
What else could you get a parrot to say? A great line in motivation. 'You are wonderful. You are beautiful.'
Compliments. 'You are a great cook. The best ... I ever had.'

Could it not only raise morale but get you through hard times, divorce, bereavement, cure depression, stop suicide, save lives, remind you to take your pills, tell restaurant staff and customers to wash their hands after using the toilet.

Save marriages? Reminders to listen: 'How was your day, dear?' 'Did you sleep well?'
Or encourage the children:
'Tidy your room.'
'Do you homework - now!'
Finally - 'Well done. Don't get spooked - I'm only a parrot.'